Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted they move your carcass next to the side show exhibit were every 15 minutes they lay you down on the bed of nails while having your head shrunk by African Tribesmen. Every 16 minutes they re-inflate your head and put band aids on the punctures

I wish they didn't stuff wstein with automatic transmission fluid

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted, he is stuffed with acid.

(Have fun with this one)

I wish that I didn't have this rash.......

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted he is now stuffed with acid.

 

[wstein]

granted, you instead have the hives

I wish there was a cream for what hazmat has

 

[erparamedic]

Oh, there's a cream, and the side effect is that all hair will fall out, skin will turn to brick, and he will start to pee thru his ears.

I wish there was an IV fix to hazmats problems... I don't think I can handle someone peeing thru their ears!

 

[wstein]

granted, but it has to be injected with a HUGE needle in the butt

i wish i didn't have to see hazmat bent over a chair getting a IV in his left butt cheek

 

[erparamedic]

Granted.... he'll get it in the right butt cheek.

I wish I was the one giving the shot..... (I love to give shots BIG needles to annoying people!! LOL (ok... I'm kidding!!))

 

[sandshaker]

Granted...But the BUTT is 8' wide and just plain nasty....

I wish medic had a gas mask

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but medic gas mask filters everything except the gas thereby rendering medic helpless to inject hazmat's 8' wide right butt cheek. The good news is the creme ohm and wstein invented ( a few hundred post ago) appears to be the only relief, not cure, with the untimely demise of wstein, ohm is the only patent holder of hazmat's relief creme. Having recently stop production, hazmat is begging that ohm once again start production....

I wish hazmat would offer up cash instead of all that whining....

 

[V. G. McGillicuddy]

Unfortunately, the huge wad (it would be a huge wad, right?) of cash contains an exploding inktag, you are oggling the money at close range when it explodes...

I wish I had found this thread earlier. I love wish corruption games!

-McGill