Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, you started the thread, but soon became sicken by the rampant wish corruption that takes place here.

I wish I wasn't dead so I could collect some of that cream money

 

[sandshaker]

Granted you aren't but the green is mine

I wish I could decide what to spend my on??????

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted you donate the entire fortune to the "wstein resserection project" therefore granting your last wish.

I wish sand donation didn't go to pay the adminastrative cost.

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted it didn't. It went to support PBS for the 3 minutes of air time dedicated to the "wstein Resserection project" and the 27 minutes of pledge time. And with that donation, sand got a lovely tote bag.

I wish my brain wasn't so fried from medic school......

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted your brain is fried from watching pbs beg-a-thons

I wish my donation isn't wasted.........

 

[wstein]

granted, but it was a scam set up by some college kids so they would have keg money for the weekend

I wish I was going to the keg party

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted you are going to a, diet, caffine free pepsi, keg party being thrown by radical mormans.

I hope the mormans don't hurt our recently ressurected wstein...

(welcome back to the land of the living)

 

[k4man]

keg party? Granted, but it's for the the Phi Mu sisters (75th class reunion!) Have fun with all those 95 year old women!!

I wish younger women had as much 'experience' as the older ones!

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted, they do have more experience. But now they are on EVERY dive boat and trip you go on and because of their experience, they nag you like mom did when you were a kid about EVERYTHING!!!!

I wish that I hit the mega millions lottery on Friday night.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but you havve to split it with all the other millions of winners

I wish hazmat would have been the only winner a shared with me