Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but er pee's in it, ruining it for all the angry beer drinkers on the shore

I wish the angry beer drinkers would beat er up so bad for ruining the beer in the Beer Quarry

 

[erparamedic]

Granted... but ER outwits the angry beer drinkers and throws them all in the beer quarry where they will ONLY be allowed to dive the rest of their lives. Then ER tells them that it was all a rumor... she didn't pee in the beer quarry.

I wish the beer drinkers would be nice to me.





(No harm was meant to the beer drinkers. )

 

[santafejoe]

Granted but they buy a round of Pepsi instead.

I wish to diver the Beer Quarry.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted... but you have to watch out for all the drunken fish... the ones that didn't die have adapted and can't swim straight. LOL

I wish SantefeJoe to have a safe dive in the beer quarry.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted but it was hell down there with all the druken fish bumping into me all the time.

I wish erparamedic would take Trucker Lady to the Beer Quarry to dive with all the drunken fish and try to play Uno.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted... and Trucker Girl and I played another successful round of UNO... but a drunken fish knocked the discard pile off the platform and we had to retrieve it... that was scary! I won, again! Hahaha!

I wish the beer quarry would turn back into a regular spring water quarry and have great 50+ foot vis. (That really IS great vis for a quarry!)

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it becomes a protected sanctuary of the spotten purple coral flea so divers are furthermore and henceforth banned from the quarry.

I wish I were back in San Antonio by now.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your back in San Antonio but it s 120 degrees in the shade there and there is no where to dive.Why NO WATER.

I wish to break back into the Quarry to see this purple coral flea.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but santafejoe becomes unbearably itchy and has to wear a flea collar and take flea baths 3 times a week.

I wish santafejoe didn't smell like a dog.

 

[PerfectD3]

Granted, he now smells like a dung beetle

I wish Santafejoe didn't smell like dung