Corrupt-a-Wish

[heliflyer]

Granted,Instead you have to pole dance with him.

I wish there were no more pole dancers.

 

[TrojanCatMan]

granted... but now instead of a pole they use you to dance with

I wish I was actually doing work right now.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted all you can do is work

I wish I knew why wstein wants to dance with midget Polish people?and why heliflyer is jealous

 

[TrojanCatMan]

GRANTED: But now that you know you must seek therapy once a week.

I wish that I was sleeping

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now you've been sleeping for 8 months without awakening.

I wish you weren't now so aggressively sought to be an actor in a daytime soap opera.

 

[wstein]

granted, he is instead sought after by the police for something to do with midgets and a egg beater

I wish Diver would hurry up and take those ukulele lessons

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, but he practices at your house 24/7


I wish my cell phone wasn't sick

 

[TrojanCatMan]

Granted: But now you get only calls with bad news or from people you dont like.

"I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish" (Homer J Simpson)

 

[Scuba St3ve]

Granted: But that fish you didnt call was one of thos frankenfish that can move on land from lake to lake and eats all the other fishes were you live so when you dive theres no fish to look at.

I wish some one would stop the frankenfish from eating all the fish.

 

[TrojanCatMan]

Granted: Now it just wants to eat people named steve.

I wish the frankenfish didn't have its own week of negetive PR on the Discovery channel.