Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Garnted but now you are stuck in therapy with me

I wish our Scuba Therapist didn't moonlight as a midget mud wrestler.

 

[TrojanCatMan]

Granted: But now your therapist admits his real name.... har har har!

I wish I could breathe underwater without SCUBA!

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but now when you are on land your head must always be submerged in a fish bowl.

I wish TCM wasn't impling the therapist name is.....Steve?

 

[TrojanCatMan]

Granted: couldn't possibly... steve was wished off!

I wish my bowl is big!

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

granted, but it is a very dark color and you cannot see out

I wish I could type faster

 

[TrojanCatMan]

Granted: but its all typos!

I wish computers were reliable!

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

Granted, but your cats decided to use them as scratching posts, then looked all innocent when you got home.


I wish I could get a daily cat fix, instead everyone has dogs

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, I will tell you but you will be exiled with all the Steves...

I wish we could get off the Steve thing

Granted but now we're stuck watching hockey games for eternity.(which is great for me)

I wish it would quit raining.


OOps sorry, I was on the wrong page there.

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, but your cats decided to use them as scratching posts, then looked all innocent when you got home.


I wish I could get a daily cat fix, instead everyone has dogs

Granted, but all the cats are the bald psychotic kind.

I wish I was excessively rich.

 

[wstein]

granted, but you excessively owe alot of back taxes

I wish hockey had paid his taxes in the past