Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, the yaks are now leaving you alone, but they are now sneezing all over wstein, giving him new stains to remove.

I wish I could go on a night dive tonight...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but it is in Antartica

I wish Diverbry would stop shivering

 

[Scuba St3ve]

Granted, but now Diverbry is in boling water.

I wish I had a lamborghini.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it's a matchbox one.

i wish i were diving today.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is in the boiling water with DiverBry

I wish DiverBry & ScubaMike05 brought lobsters with them

 

[LindaBluedolphin]

granted, but they were undersize and they got fined


I wish I were independently wealthy

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, you are a millionare in Russian Rubals

I wish I could give LindaBluedolphin 2 of my dives so she would have 300

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but by doing so you loose your diving mojo

i wish lindabluedolphin didn't have so many fleas.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they all hop on ohmdiver.

I wish ohmdiver's car didn't bounce like it had custom hydraulics due to the flea action...

 

[justleesa]

granted, it is now standing on cement blocks with out tires

I wish a wish for the next person