Corrupt-a-Wish

[JohnW]

I wish I did not have to go to Tallahassee

Granted......but you have still travel up the East Coast to Dive the Andrea Doria on a AL-80, sorry no Twins, Deco or Pony Tanks available at this time. You do get your AL-80 with a great 21 % O2 Mix thou.............

I wish I owned a set of Twins...............

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, you own a set of twin 13s with expired hydros and j valves.

I wish Canuk didn't have a bunch of worthless tanks laying around.

 

[JohnW]

Granted.....The Smithsonian called and purchased my old, but Rare Out Dated worthless Tanks for there New Scuba Wing & Exhibit for $1,000,000.

I wish there Check would Clear........

 

[heliflyer]

Granted,your checked cleared,but you find out you have to split it with everyone here on SB.

I wish it was Saturday.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, it's Saturday and your boss fires you for working unauthorized overtime. Plus, all your dive buddies are upset that you are a no show.

I wish heli would get a new job

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, heli gets a new job delivering toilet paper to my house.

I wish this ex-lax binge would "pass"

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, it passed with a blast. Now you better hope heli delivers other cleaning supplies for the rest of your house.

I wish ohm would clean up his mess

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But it's you who cleans up the mess!

I wish someone would spray some lysol or somethin'

 

[heliflyer]

Granted Mack sprayed something but now the EPA has been called in to investigate.

I wish sandy hadn't brought a goverment agency into this whole mess.

 

[wstein]

granted, instead she brought in the mafia, they are currently fitting heli for a nice pair of concert shoes

I wish heli has his scuba tanks with him when he goes to test out his new concert shoes in the lake