Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted they suck again

I wish I didn't have this hippo on my back, he killed the monkey!!

 

[wstein]

granted, but instead of a hippo, you have a tribe of angry baboons


I wish ohm had some banana's to feed those baboons

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but instead of having bananas, Ohm goes bananas, much to the sudden dismay of the angry baboons who look on in shock, mouths agape.

I wish wstein would open a zoo to raise funds to clean up all of the animal doo...

 

[wstein]

granted, I open up a zoo and feature KF as the main attraction

I wish kf would stop slinging poo at all the visitors at the zoo

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he stops slinging poo, and instead begins doing impersonations of Johnny Carson.

"May a diseased yak squat in wstein's hot tub..."

 

[wstein]

granted, the diseased yak invites his other diseased yak friends to squat in divers tub

I wish there wasn't so many diseased yaks squating in divers tub

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted there are only two diseased yaks in the world, living in diver's tub, however they are addictted to ex-lax with Milk of magnesua chaser.

I wish wstein didn't have a monopoly of ex-lax and Milk of magnesua.

 

[wstein]

Granted, instead I have a monopoly of beer, beans, and brocoli

phew....I wish gas-x came in industrial sized containers

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But it don't work.

I wish things smelled more like roses around here!

 

[wstein]

granted, everything smells like roses and you are allergic to the smell

I wish sands allergies weren't acting up