Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted he uses a smaller spoon, but it takes him twice as long to stir the pot now

 

[heliflyer]

wstein,
You forget your wish,I'll to wish for you.

I wish wstein didn't forget to do his job right.

 

[wstein]

grantedm I remember to do my job right and recieve many promtions

I wish heli wasn't a air hog

 

[heliflyer]

Granted,heli will work on that next week while in Cozumel .

I wish Froggy was here,I miss him .

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but he only shows up to hit you with a small spoon and to collect his $20 he thinks you owe him.

I wish froggie had a fork instead

 

[wstein]

granted, froggie shows up with a fork (pitch fork) t hit heli with

I wish froggie wasn't wearing a red suit with horns on his head while he is holding that pitch fork

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted...Froggie wasn't wearing a suit...(drawyour own conclusion)....

I wish Froggie "the Impaller" and wasn't a long lost relative to dracula

 

[wstein]

granted he is instead a long lost offspring of the werewolf and the bride of dracula


I wish it wasn't so hot outside

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted it is now snowing.

I wish froggie was with wstein to enjoy his fur coat in the snow at night

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but when they make snow angels, they look like demons instead.

I wish they didn't melt all the snow...