Corrupt-a-Wish

[heliflyer]

Granted,they left enough snow for me to write my name in.

I wish wstein didnt eat the yellow snow.

 

[Bryan]

Granted,they left enough snow for me to write my name in.

I wish wstein didnt eat the yellow snow.

Granted, he drinks the yellow Chianti instead!

I wish wstein doesn't find out where the chianti came from...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Wstein gets so drunk he doesn't know where anything comes from, and then wakes up in a dumpster in Mo next to a rotten hippo carcass.

I wish wstein would have the hippo stuffed and mounted "properly". (by taxodermy)

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but then the wall it was mounted on collapses onto Ohm

I wish wstein didn't have a bunch of dead animals hanging around his house.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they are all alive animals hanging around his house.

I wish the elephants' digestion would slow down... it's getting deep in there...

 

[wstein]

granted, but now the hippos are using divers house for their bathroom

I wish diver didn't agree to house the hippos at his place

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I agreed to house them a ScubaMike's house instead.

I wish the animals weren't so, um, productive...

 

[wstein]

granted, they are no longer productive, they instead product now

i wish the animals in scubamikes house wouldn't produce so much

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but scubamike can no longer make ends meet selling his special fertilizer and must get a real job.

I wish real jobs didn't suck!!

 

[wstein]

granted, jobs no longer suck, they blow


I wish jobs didn't blow