Corrupt-a-Wish

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, now he is eating cheetos that a redneck had fun with.

I wish Ohm would leave the rednecks alone; he is just getting them all stirred up.

 

[wstein]

granted, he instead stirs the rednecks up

I wish ohm had a bigger spoon to stir the rednecks up with

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it's really low quality wood and shoots off splinters impaling sandshaker in the nose.

i wish cedar rapids, ia had a decent pool hall

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but all the 8 balls are missing and the rednecks keep showing up in their swim shorts.

I wish it wasn't so easy to "bait" rednecks

 

[wstein]

granted, they are hard to bait....they are so wiggly you can't bait them


I wish Indianapolis wasn't so flat

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, now Indianapolis is surround with rolling hills with nice valleys. Each valley has a world class scuba park filled with the nicest people you can imagine. However, based on wstein’s last trip to Indy, the Amber alert warning systems automatically activates whenever he is within 100 miles of the city.

I wish wstein had not done what he did during his last trip to Indy.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, he is wrongly arrested after the cops receive an annonymous croaking tip.

I wish wstein gets a good lawyer before the other inmates find out what he's accused of.
Leave the soap on the floor wstein

 

[wstein]

granted....i leave the soap on the floor and the other inmates refuse to share a cell with me since I stink so bad

I wish I didn't stink so bad

 

[heliflyer]

Granted..wstein is turned into a skunk,which is an upgrade from the way he used to smell.

I wish I didn't run over that skunk last night.

 

[wstein]

granted, you instead ran over a hippo. Now the suspension in your car/truck is trashed

I wish the state didn't bill heli so much for hauling off the hippo carass