Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it has a leak and she is contaminated with wstein & KF droppings.

I wish those two wouldn't pollute this lake

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but her new Westin Bio-suit 1000 leaks like a sieve.

I wish Wstein could get a good lawyer

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but he has really putrid breath and wstein has to conference with him all the time.

I wish Mack Diver would invest in a toothbrush and toothpaste.

 

[wstein]

granted, he invest so much that there is a shortage of toothpaste and toothbrushes in his area. the number cavities sky rockets there

I wish, i didn't have to work

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but you get fired and KF nags you about being unemployed constantly and threatens you with the bread roller.

i wish for a tall glass of water

 

[wstein]

granted you get a tall glass of water, but you can't drink it because the glass is dirty

I wish I was motivated to go to the gym tonight

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but when you get there, you collapse on the treadmill and are hurled violently into a crowd of ladies exiting their aerobics class.

I wish that their boyfriends weren't watching and weren't advancing towards wstein while pounding their fists angrily!

 

[lil sis]

Granted they are advancing toward you...
I wish my hair wasn't so dry

 

[wstein]

granted, your hair is now oily and limp

I wish lil sis didn't obsess about her hair all the time

 

[lil sis]

Granted she obsses about yours now...
I wish I didn't obsses about Steins hair