Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, they bark so loud when they romance Kfrogger's leg.

I wish Kfrogger's leg wasn't already on JcSgt's menu...

 

[lil sis]

Granted your legs are.
I wish my dog hadn't chewed up my headphones(w/e I needed new ones!)

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they chew up your regulator instead

I wish lil_sis' regulator wasn't perforated...

 

[lil sis]

Granted now yours is
I wish my legs didn't itch so much from the 23 mosquito bites I got when I went camping

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now you itch from the 23 fire ant stings you got when you went camping.

I wish lil_sis had some Cortaid...

 

[lil sis]

It is impossible for me to grant this wish for I don't know what Cortaid is...
I wish I knew what Cortaid is

 

[Bryan]

Granted: http://www.cortaid.com/itch_insect.jsp

I wish lil_sis had some Cortaid...

 

[TracyKent]

Granted: http://www.cortaid.com/itch_insect.jsp

I wish lil_sis had some Cortaid...

Granted, but it expired in 1993.

I wish I wasn't working midnights.

 

[wstein]

granted, you don't work midnights anymore, you instead have to be into work at 1am and work until 9pm

I wish Chatta didn't work suck long hours

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, now chatta’s works normal hours but now sucks port-a-johns for a living and can never remember to stand upwind of his work.

I wish chatta would stop searching for submerged goodies while at work.