Corrupt-a-Wish

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, walrus has extreme guilt knowing that offroaddiver’s injuries were the result of his tusks getting in the way while chugging milk. As a result, walrus has his tusks surgically removed to prevent this accident from ever happening again. However, without tusks and coupled with the success of his recent diet, the other walruses have initially mistaken him for a female walrus and (insert R rated comment here).

I wish walrus would either learn how to swim faster or grow another eye on the back of his head so he would have an advanced warning of a pending surprise.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, the walrus grows another eye in the back of his head, but it is crooked and makes him turn in the wrong direction.

i wish koreanfrogger wouldn't be persuing the walrus

 

[wstein]

granted, instead he catches the walrus, and they live happily ever after with 100's of lil tusked pollywog babies

I wish it wasn't the day before monday

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, it's monday and you're stuck in the airport waiting for a flight that has been delayed for hours.

I wish wstein took the bus

 

[Bryan]

Granted, except it's me that took the bus and it is wstein who mated with Kfrogger (whew, got out of that predicament)!

I wish I had a crystal clear lake to dive in that was minutes from my house...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but it's full of koreanfrogger and wstein students and disciples, so the vis is terrible.

i wish the walrus never introduced the frogger and wstein.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the wstein arm clones found frogger anyway... it was fate.

Now that there are two wstein arm clones, there can be twice as many wstein-frogger spawn!

I wish they could find another place to raise their unnatural brood!

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they move in the basement apartment of your house that you listed in the paper.

I wish Mrs. Walrus didn't encourage the frogger-wstein brood to move in

 

[Bryan]

Granted, instead ScubaMike05 accidently left the back door of his moving van open and they snuck inside his belongings.

I wish ScubaMike's new hometown knew they were about to become the setting for a really bad made-for-video sci-fi flick!

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, they found out that they were the setting for a bad K'frogger/wstein sci-fi flick and rewrote the script for the mating of a walrus and ScubaMike05 at his crystal clear scuba park. The half man half walrus was a more believable story line.

I wish the half-breed offspring did not bark so loud when they are begging for their fish.