Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. They re-open but all they play on the big screen is POTC3

I wish Johnny Depp would come to my house and act out the POTC3 movie..

 

[wstein]

Granted he does, since he is covered in slime, your entire house is covered in slim

I wish e-z off made something for slime

 

[sandshaker]

Granted he does, since he is covered in slime, your entire house is covered in slim
well...that doesn't sound so bad




Granted,..They do it is called slime away but it will eat through any material.

I wish I would have read the MSDS on that stinkin' ez off crap....

 

[wstein]

granted you did, and refused to use the slime away, now your house is still covered in slime and it is starting to get moldy

I wish there was something for the mold

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, there is such a product but it'll require your arms and your left leg.

I wish the walrus didn't naw off wsteins limbs.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the walrus used a chainsaw.

I wish the walrus didn't run out of gas partway through and need to use the chainsaw manually like a regular saw.

 

[offroaddiver]

granted but now the saw is extremely dull and doesn't cut but instead grinds.

I wish I could find a new dive site.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but the dive site is where the walrus disposed of the sawed off limbs and there are a bunch of aggressive sharks everywhere.

I wish I was diving there with Offroad.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but what looked like a nice clear dive pond is actually the cooling reservoir for a nuclear reactor, and the sawed off arms have mutated into clones of wstein, only half as clever and 2/3rds as fast as the original.

I hope Cave and Offroad's DNA does not spontaneously mutate in the radioactive decay...

 

[wstein]

granted, instead it mutates into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

I wish Billy and Bongers would go a reunion tour