Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but someone misunderstands you and gives you a pack of what looks like homemade cigarettes instead.

I wish Jcsgt could catch you redhanded!

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he catches lil sis redhanded because she puts ketchup in her armpits and then puts her hands in them and smells it. gross!

I wish lil sis woulnd't do that

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, she puts ketchup under your armpits, puts her hands there then smells them. Even grosser!

I wish blue was red and up was down.

 

[wstein]

granted, now the colors of the US flag are Red, White, and Red and you have to run it down the flag pole everymorning.

I wish beer I am brewing comes out good

 

[scubapolly]

Granted, but then lil sis pours all of the beer over her armpits.

I wish all of the house work I have to do today was already done.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Then the evil housework gnomes sneak in and undo all your work tonight so you have to do it all over again in the morning.

I wish Mars was bigger than Jupiter and the moon really was made of swiss cheese.

 

[scubapolly]

Granted, now we send you to the moon.

I wish I then hired a housekeeper, Sven, a swedish body builder to clean the house naked.... and I hope the gnomes come back again tonight

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, now we send you to the moon.

I wish I then hired a housekeeper, Sven, a swedish body builder to clean the house naked.... and I hope the gnomes come back again tonight

Granted, but since the house is naked, Sven has nothing to clean and leaves with the gnomes.

I wish I had remembered to bring some turkey and bread to go with my moon cheese sandwich.

 

[lil sis]

Granted but it is all modly and you get really sick from eating it anyway.
I wish I couldv'e gone diving today.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. You could have but you spent all day playing on SB and missed the boat.

I wish I wasnt so sick from eating moldy moon cheese.