Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but instead you get something else from the moldy moon cheese that causes you to spend hours on the toilet.

I wish Cave had better reading materials in his bathroom

 

[lil sis]

Granted it isi a book all about mon cheese!
I wish I hadn't missed the boat.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you didn't miss the boat, but the captain and crew were mon chi chis! "Mon Chi Chi Mon Chi Chi, Oh so soft and cuddly... with their thumbs in their mouths they're really neat!"

I wish Lil_sis doesn't go crazy with all of the cuteness..

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but she gets a little delusional with the cushiness.

i wish i knew what to wish for

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you wish you were the Dark Lord of the Sith.

I wish Darth Mike doesn't promote me to be commander of the Death Star.

 

[wstein]

granted, instead he prompts you to be the commander of the Dark Toilet.

I wish Diver wouldn't set all the toilets on full flush

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I set them on full reverse, much to the Dark Lord of the Sith's delight. He's evil, after all.

I wish wstein could have expected what was coming...

 

[wstein]

Granted, I full expected a trick like this from the Dark Toilet, that is why I stepped behind ScubaMike and DiverBry and let them shield me from the harmful Dark Toilet rays.

I wish it wasn't monday

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, its still Sunday but you're stuck in a 30 second time loop of debating whether to go to bed or stay up a bit later.

I wish Wstein could make up his mind

 

[wstein]

Granted I make up my mind and decide to stay up later to watch a show on the history channel and instead fall asleep and miss all of it.

I wish i had set my dvr last night to record the real pirates of the caribeanian