Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

granted, the narcosis that ensues from caver's tanks becomes a sort of sort term love potion.

I wish stein woulnd't eye DiverBry like that.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, DiverBry spies some lincoln logs on the seafloor (coincidence?) and begins hurling them at wstein in an attempt to escape. Just then, by sheer coincidence, Jessica Alba swims by and wstein's potion wears off (phew!).

I wish Jessica Alba could swim faster...

 

[wstein]

granted, but wstein can still swim faster, later they get married and have lil scuba babies

I wish it wasn't monday

 

[Bryan]

Granted, it is Tuesday (Happy Fourth of July... only 10 more posts until your patriotic 1776th post!)

I wish it were 10 years ago...

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, it's still Sunday. That leaves you to ponder all day long, what the heck you're doing at work on Sunday. Rest easy knowing that tomorrow is Monday.

I wish Wstein would catch up to the rest of the world

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but he still lives in an Amish Paradise.

I wish people would realize that superman wasn't that good.

 

[Bryan]

granted, but he still lives in an Amish Paradise.

I wish people would realize that superman wasn't that good.

Granted, the Amish, including wstein, don't see movies, and don't know what they are or aren't missing.

WSTEIN​

I wish wstein's new Amish family believed in deodorant...​

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, they believe in in so much that they worship it and think it's "too holy" for them to use it.

I wish Spiderman 3 was coming out next week.

 

[offroaddiver]

granted but it now it's unedited 15 minutes of black ooze crawling around.

I wish i had a new truck...

 

[scubapolly]

granted but it now it's unedited 15 minutes of black ooze crawling around.

I wish i had a new truck...

Granted, but now gas is $15 a gallon and you can't afford to drive it anywhere.

I wish all of my gear was already loaded in my truck for tomorrows dives.