Corrupt-a-Wish

[Giggi]

Granted, but you're not a fish, so you die.

I wish it were 5:00.

 

[scubajoh44]

granted but it's 5:00 on the day you die.

I wish I owned a submarine.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but it's a toy model.

I wish I could type 200 words a minute.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted.. But its with your head.

I wish my bills would pay them self

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted, but then they decide to evict you for not pulling your weight!
I wish that it was always diving without a wetsuit season

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but you boil to death when you get in the water

I wish all water had 500 ft. visibility

 

[sandshaker]

Granted ... But you have to dive naked and evryone laughs at ya!

I wish the weather temp would not get below 65 Deg or above 95 Deg...

 

[scubajoh44]

granted but that is in Farenheit and all the tropical rain forrest die

I wish I would never have any gray hair.

 

[AK Susan]

Granted, but it all falls out ! :11:

I wish that the snow would melt and spring would finally be here.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, the snow melts and floods the town, however that was a river, not merely a spring.

I wish for a peaceful end to world hunger.