Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bratface]

Granted: but your engine isn't being delivered for three more weeks.

I still wish my neighbor would move to Siberia.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but your new neighbors are worse

i wish the rain would go away

 

[Bratface]

Granted: Now it's snowing.

I wish I had a personal stylist to do my hair for me every day.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But he has no arms.

I wish it was 3:30... Go home time

 

[greengullypony]

granted... but your locked in for the nite


I wish i had a Kentucy Fried Chicken outlet within an hours drive of here

 

[sandshaker]

Granted But they only sell fried liver

I wish I could have a chef cook for me every night

 

[greengullypony]

Granted... but he can only cook frogs legs

I wish that i could fly like a bird ( I love fried liver or "lambs fry as I know it)

 

[SFLDiver]

Granted, but your token bird is a Do-Do, known for their infamous landings.

I wish I had a pizza ...

 

[scubajoh44]

granted but it's made with moldy cheese and rotten pepperoni

I wish I could pass my IDC without studying.

 

[cruisekingkris]

granted, but then you forgot how to dive..

I wish I lived underwater