Corrupt-a-Wish

[ffestpirate]

Granted, your worst enemy now has health, happiness, and prosperity.

I wish I had better self discipline.

Granted .Now you keep tying yourself up and hitting yourself with leather straps
I wish that coral reefs thrive for generations to come

 

[sandshaker]

Granted...Now they only live 5,ooo feet below..

I wish I was married to Jamz Hetfield...Metallica...

 

[freediver]

Granted...Now they only live 5,ooo feet below..

I wish I was married to Jamz Hetfield...Metallica...

Granted, you are one of his 16 wives. However, you have become deaf from all the heavy metal and he soon files for divorce citing that "you just don't listen to him anymore".
I wish my wife would stop ignoring me.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted, Now she also pays "attention" to your best friend.

I wish that it was not so humid in Houston.

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted. Now it's a desert cuz the ocean has dried up.....

I wish I could get paid without going to work.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted. But your $ money isn't good any where.

I wish I could dive every day!!!

 

[scubajoh44]

Granted but you only have 100 psi in your tank.

I wish i got paid 2000 each time i was a dm for the weekend

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But the cost of living Quadruples!

I wish spring water was warmer

 

[scubajoh44]

granted, but it kills all living things in it.

I wish my school kids would do their work every day!

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted, they do their teachers also..

I wish kids respected their elders