Corrupt-a-Wish

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it's international "football", and they keep getting penalized for using their hands.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but it's international "football", and they keep getting penalized for using their hands.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted! But you die 15 seconds after finding out!!

I wish I lived someplace warm....

 

[Bratface]

Granted, you know live in an easy bake oven at a nursery school.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses to see decently.

 

[tndonor]

granted, you must weat a squirrel on your head to see decently, a badger if you want to see great.

Wish I were in Kansas right now

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you're in Dorothy's house 30 seconds before the tornado.


I wish warm water divers would try cold water and vice versa.

 

[Divingnthedark]

Granted, but you're in Dorothy's house 30 seconds before the tornado.
I wish warm water divers would try cold water and vice versa.

Granted but with accelerated global warming you now find all dive spots are warm!!!
I wish someone would decide for me whether I should lug 40 pounds of camera gear with me to Coz or leave it home.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Decided, bring it with you. You bought it to use it.

I wish I could dive a wreck that no one else has ever dove.

 

[Divingnthedark]

Decided, bring it with you. You bought it to use it.

I wish I could dive a wreck that no one else has ever dove.

Granted you decided to check out the titanic on an Al 80 and you are now part of the wreck
Okay I wish someone would haul all of my dive gear and camera equipment for me on my vacation

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted. Unfortunately, where you are vacationing, this now means that you and the pygmie who carried your stuff are now married
I wish for health, happiness, and prosperity

 

[Giggi]

Granted, your worst enemy now has health, happiness, and prosperity.

I wish I had better self discipline.