Corrupt-a-Wish

[Jim Ernst]

Granted You now work 4AM - 5AM, noon - 1PM and 4PM - 5PM. Enjoy the commutes.

I wish it were time to quit for the day

granted, you got it. now me i just wish i could win the lottery and never work again, and just dive!!!!!!

 

[Al Mialkovsky]

granted, you got it. now me i just wish i could win the lottery and never work again, and just dive!!!!!!

Granted, you hit hte lottery, had a fatal heart attack and have been buried at sea.

I wish I had Jessica Alba's phone number.

 

[Jim Ernst]

Granted, you hit hte lottery, had a fatal heart attack and have been buried at sea.

I wish I had Jessica Alba's phone number.

AL , i am back from the dead and still broke and diving!!!!lol, your wish is granted , jessica's phone no. 1-800- jessica!!!

 

[Supernal]

AL , i am back from the dead and still broke and diving!!!!lol, your wish is granted , jessica's phone no. 1-800- jessica!!!

Granted, but she's "just not that into you."

I wish pit bulls had never been developed.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now squirrels chase down and eat cats.

I wish vegetables tasted better.

 

[tndonor]

granted, steaks taste like kelp

Wish for a welder

 

[Koreanfrogger]

granted, but the welder has no equipment

I wish for happiness for everyone.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. Everyone is happy and bored to tears because there is no variety in life

I wish I could get my pilots license

 

[tndonor]

granted, but you now are afraid to fly

Wish the interstates had a higher speed limit

 

[ffestpirate]

granted, but you now are afraid to fly

Wish the interstates had a higher speed limit

Granted: the speed limit is now 200 MPH and there is a little old lady in front of you in every lane doing 35MPH
I wish for health, happiness, and prosperity