Corrupt-a-Wish

[Jcsgt]

Granted, just show up at 0700 at the SS Minnow and they'll show you a good time!

I wish we could breathe underwater without SCUBA.

 

[tndonor]

granted, you must use a water system to breath when you want to surface

wish i knew the lottery numbers for wednesday

 

[Logiconor]

Granted, LAST Wednesday

I wish for Money, Lots and lots of money

 

[tndonor]

granted, all the peppercorns you want. (Virginia used to accept them as currency while a colony)

I wish my house would be built tomorrow

 

[Logiconor]

Granted, but did you know you had ordered a dog house?

I wish homeworks were abolished

 

[Al Mialkovsky]

You'll never work again, granted

I wish I were 25 again.

 

[tndonor]

granted, everyone else is too old to dive with you

wish i had an apple g5 computer

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but the company goes out of business.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

[fishb0y]

Granted, but the company goes out of business.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted, now this thread will end at post 781.

I wish people would stop talking politics in this thread.

 

[tndonor]

granted, now they talk sole of migratory patterns of gnats

wish my windshield didnt get cracked