Corrupt-a-Wish

[robnyc03]

Granted, Now you have three million divers diving the cooler waters in TN.

I wish my wife did not speak to me when I watch sports on tv

 

[tndonor]

Granted, sports are no longer televised.

Wish Diesel were cheaper than gas again

 

[robnyc03]

Granted. due to global warming, all personal cars and trucks are banned forever.

I wish I had a robot to do all the housework.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted...but it breaks every dish

I wish my contractor would finish my hardwood floors..

 

[tndonor]

Granted, but the rest of the house falls down

Wish I had a plasma cutter

 

[freediver]

Granted, but the rest of the house falls down

Wish I had a plasma cutter

Granted but you immediately torch your eyes out and then you can't see anything you're working on.

I wish I was a professional................ something.

 

[tndonor]

Eyes wont arc a plasma cutter, but they will make you blind........ funny though

granted, you are now the worlds only professional sumo wrestler diaper fitter

Wish I could go to Sears and have someone else pick up my tab

 

[robnyc03]

Granted, but they use someone elses credit card, now you have to give it all back.

I wish I was king of the world

 

[Ian T]

Granted - but everyone is now a militant republican.
I wish there was actually something to watch on TV.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it's the Jerry Springer Show on every channel.

I wish I had a 1953 Jaguar XK140 to drive around.