Corrupt-a-Wish

[ffestpirate]

granted, free beer. Cups, mugs,glass bottles, etc and other receptacles are 437 dollars per use!

I wish stupidity were a crime

Granted, but now the last 12 humans are an endangered species.

I wish I was diving

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but now the last 12 humans are an endangered species.

I wish I was diving

Granted! But it's in the Ohio River and there is a carp the size of VW bus staring you down!!

I wish that I didn't have to wish for something good to happen!

 

[tndonor]

granted, so many people bombard you with goodness day and night that you retreat to Kansas with the four other people who live there to salvage your sanity. (that was a good one, tough to come back on that one!)

I wish there were a 1mm wetsuit that insulated on dives down to 40F and was equally as comfortable in 85F

 

[Mack Diver]

granted, so many people bombard you with goodness day and night that you retreat to Kansas with the four other people who live there to salvage your sanity. (that was a good one, tough to come back on that one!)

I wish there were a 1mm wetsuit that insulated on dives down to 40F and was equally as comfortable in 85F

Granted, but it disolves in 10 minutes

I wish I lived closer to the sea

 

[tndonor]

Mare is called sea, which is plural for maria, or vast plains on the lunar surface. So I can only deduct....

Granted, you live in the stratosphere closer to the sea and of course cannot dive up there

I wish malls had traffic lanes so people who knew where they were going would not have to dodge those who change their direction mid-stride without looking

 

[justleesa]

Granted....all lanes lead to the mall

I wish/ hope hubby doesn't get sick from diving in the sewage water of Waikiki

 

[Giggi]

Granted....all lanes lead to the mall

I wish/ hope hubby doesn't get sick from diving in the sewage water of Waikiki

Granted! But now he's mad at you for canceling his dive trip.

I wish my kids were in school this week.

 

[justleesa]

Granted and you are the new teacher

I wish people would stop calling when I am trying to get my beauty sleep

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted, you never receive any calls because you never wake up.

I wish there were no mosquitos

 

[justleesa]

Granter, you are now pestered by Horseflies.

I wish for an ice cold beer