Corrupt-a-Wish

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But the fires from all the dry brush burn your house down

I wish I still had my student visa or a friend in the INS

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, I work for INS but since you corrupted my wish and my house burned down I can no longer help you. (I don't really work for INS)

i wish one of my wishes would really come true and I don't mean one of the corrupted wishes

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But as you well know the wish comes corrupted

I wish I was home

 

[tndonor]

Granted, life is found to have originated on another planet, its only water is in the form of ice so no diving.

I wish I could speak another language

 

[justleesa]

granted, but you are the only one that speaks it - now you feel even more misunderstood :bawling:

I wish that not too many fish die from the guck in the canal

 

[tndonor]

Granted, the guck now flows into your local streets.

Wish Steve Ray Vaughn were still around so I could catch a concert

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now it is time to wake up

(the guck is already in the streets too)

I wish the weekend was already here

 

[tndonor]

Hate to hear the guck situation.

granted the weekend is here, but it is first weekend in April 2045 and you are having hip replacement.

wish more sports had so many cool people who are willing to bring anyone eager to learn in and have a good time

 

[Giggi]

Granted! Welcome to your new bocce and shuffleboard team. Enjoy your cruise!

I wish I didn't have a migraine hangover today.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, you've just been drafted into the new sumo wrestling league

I wish I had a better job