Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mack Diver]

Granted The rainbow appears moment before the next torrent of rain.

I wish my dog was housebroken

 

[Giggi]

Granted, she's housebroken, but now she's pregnant.

I wish that I didn't have a headache today.

 

[jland800]

granted.....now its a toothache


I wish it were 20 degrees warmer

 

[justleesa]

Granted it is 20 + warmer where you are sitting - in a cannibals cooking pot and getting warmer all the time.

I wish FrontPage were less faulty

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish FrontPage were less faulty

Granted: Now your computer simply freezes and crashes every three minutes.

I wish I were asleep.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted: Now your computer simply freezes and crashes every three minutes.

I wish I were asleep.

Granted, it's now 80 years later rip van whisperer

I wish I were quite wealthy!

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. You are now quite healthy. Too bad you can't dive anymore since you spend all free time at the gym.

I wish the work day was over

 

[dlndavid]

Granted. You are now quite healthy. Too bad you can't dive anymore since you spend all free time at the gym.

I wish the work day was over

granted, the boss walks you out the door.

I wish I was back in the Philippines.

 

[justleesa]

granted, hope you enjoy typhoon season at it's best

I wish the electricity would go back on...(digging in the street to fix the sewage main)

 

[dlndavid]

granted, the electricity is back on, but you were changing a broken lightbulb, now you have a new 'do

I wish I had a Lear Jet