Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mack Diver]

Granted but my wife is a jealous one and sabatoges your gear

I wish my wife was more understanding

 

[Giggi]

Granted, she is so understanding that she has invited a homeless family (I think their name is Manson) to move in with you.

I wish I weren't so darn mean.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. You've had a change of heart and decided to take that Manson family into your own home.

I wish I could get a huge raise

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I could get a huge raise

Granted. Your new office is on the 48th floor and the elevator is permanently out of order.

I wish I had a great big plate of Mexican food! Yummmmmm.....

 

[Bratface]

Granted, but now you have gas and have to wear 70 pounds of weight to go diving.

I wish my dryer didn't wrinkle my clothes so I have to iron them.

 

[SteveDiver]

Granted but you gain 50 pounds and your clothes are ripping at the seams..

I wish I lived on a liveaboard

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you live in the desert with no water anywhere.

I wish I wasn't raining this morning so I could run.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, it has stopped raining, and now you have the runs.

I wish it were Saturday already.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish it were Saturday already.

Granted. Welcome to the year 2025. Would you like some Geritol?

I wish I had a nice big stack of pancakes, some sausage, a big glass of fresh orange juice, biscuits and gravy, and a fried egg.

 

[justleesa]

Granted....but you are lying in the hospital getting a gastric-bypass surgery done.

I wish for a rainbow