Corrupt-a-Wish

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted - but you will have to move to australia soon after (heheheh)

i wish Samir and Jen a wonderful life together

Most definitely granted, but we'll have to live with you!

I wish I didn't have to go to work this week!

 

[Brandon]

I wish I didn't have to go to work this week!

Granted... your boss will call soon to tell you have time off coming... a lot of time off.

I wish I had a plate full of maguro nigiri right now.

-Brandon.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but you have to share it with all your new friends in the Whitehorse grocery store carpark

I wish i flying was unnecessary and i could stargate to any country in the world

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted - but you have to share it with all your new friends in the Whitehorse grocery store carpark

I wish i flying was unnecessary and i could stargate to any country in the world

Granted! But you have no choice where you stargate! "Welcome to Siberia!"

I wish I lived somewhere really warm!

 

[Brandon]

I wish I lived somewhere really warm!

Granted, welcome to Hell. The guy with the red hot poker gets cranky on Thursdays, just a warning.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in a few minutes.

-Brandon.

 

[almitywife]

granted - you are now running 2 hours late for work

i wish to win a new car

 

[Brandon]

i wish to win a new car

Granted, but Oprah is going to make you pay $4,000 to get it.

I wish my cats would stop being so crazy.

-Brandon.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted! But now they gotta find something else to do, might want to check your shoes before putting them on!

I wish I had my own dive yacht in the South Pacific!

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but Chris Crash and Pilot Fish are your boat captian and 1st mate

I wish to film the above boat fiasco via remote satalite

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted - but Chris Crash and Pilot Fish are your boat captian and 1st mate

I wish to film the above boat fiasco via remote satalite

Oh now that is just MEAN!!

Granted! But the tape will be confiscated by the Coast guard after "the accident"

I wish I could find a good man that isn't already married!!