Corrupt-a-Wish

[Brandon]

i wish it was 5pm

Granted- It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

I wish I were wasting away in Margaritaville.

-B

 

[almitywife]

granted - but you are so wasted you dont remember a thing and just have the hangover to show for it

i wish to fly to Yap in my own private lear jet

 

[Brandon]

i wish to fly to Yap in my own private lear jet

Granted, but when you get there it's closed.

I wish I could meet Marty Moose.

-Brandon.

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But Marty bites your leg and tears through your calf muscle

I wish almity didn't give me a second penis

 

[almitywife]

Granted: But Marty bites your leg and tears through your calf muscle

I wish almity didn't give me a second penis

granted - they have both been removed

I wish i had a maid to clean my house tonight

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted - they have both been removed

I wish i had a maid to clean my house tonight

Granted! But she steals wonderful hubby away!

I wish I was going to Yap with you!

 

[Brandon]

I wish I was going to Yap with you!

Granted, you can come to Yap with me. But you're paying.

I wish May 13th would hurry up and get here.

-Brandon.

 

[almitywife]

granted - becauase May 13th is the day i get to kill Jennifer (and the maid) by order of the state! (no one steals my hubby!)

i wish my CEO would leave my office this very moment

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but he will want to sit with you for the next 3 weeks in your office!

I wish Almity would send me Samir!

 

[almitywife]

granted - but you will have to move to australia soon after (heheheh)

i wish Samir and Jen a wonderful life together