Corrupt-a-Wish

[jonnythan]

Your wish is granted, but now they play the same movie over and over... but with Kazaam in between each showing.

I wish I had a better mouse.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but he ate your favorite Cheese

I wish for good weather tomorrow

 

[jonnythan]

Not my Wensleydale!

The weather will be great, but you'll be sick as a dog and stuck in the house.

I wish I had my cheese back

 

[justleesa]

granted, but it turned into very ripe Limburger Cheese

I wish, when I am home sick in bed (which would mean I don't have to go to work...thanks J ) to have someone to take care of me

 

[almitywife]

granted - but your nurse is Typhoid Mary who makes you soup

i wish my house would instantly be cleaned everyday

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, you live on the streets and the streetcleaner makes his rounds daily

i wish we could have tv shows with no commercials

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but you now have to pay TV tax

I wish my BCD was back from repair

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but the seas are so rough you cannot enter the water

I wish this suspense/drama movie hubby is making me watch would be over

 

[MU_airtankhead]

I wish this suspense/drama movie hubby is making me watch would be over

Granted, but the suspense/drama movie is starring Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matthew McCognahey (sp?) other "hot" male actors with thier shirts off all the time...

I wish for a lifetime of airline tickets so that I could go anywhere in the world, whenever I want.

I wish for a lifetime supply of concert tickets to all the best concerts, especially in the country genre.

 

[robnyc03]

Granted, but airline seats are in the cargo bay with no heat.

Granted, after you go to your third concert, you find you are going deaf.

I wish my wife would learn to swim.