Corrupt-a-Wish

[Petert71]

Granted, but you've filled it with helium by mistake. Talking like Elmo could be the least of your problems.

I wish I had the ability and recources to salvage my yacht.

 

[SeaHorse81]

You have the ability and the resources, but find upon raising the wreck that it has suffered too much damage to be worth repairing. Now you have no money left for diving.

I wish I didn't have to get my basement waterproofed.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the sea levels rise and now the nearest coastline is your front porch.

I wish SeaHorse81's scuba gear wasn't in the basement under a pile of boxes.

 

[nikos81]

Granted it's not. I t is washed away by the sea...good luck into helping him finding it

I wish I had a house near the beach

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, you live in Antartica and very close to the "beach".

I wish I was cenote diving right now.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted, you are Cenote diving and it's the perfect trip and day...except all of a sudden you begin to experience your 1st bout of extreme claustrophobia.

I wish I was flying underwater in a drift dive right now.

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted, your plane crashed in the ocean and your drifting along with the water leaking in...

I wish NYCNaaid paid attention during the aircraft safety briefing

 

[nikos81]

Granted he did, but he missed the part with where the exits are...good luck into finding them into the havoc

I wish ScubaMike05 was on the same plane with NYCNaaid

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted, ScubaMike05 is on the plane with me, NYCNaiad...and nikos81. btw, I'm a girl (naiad = a water nymph or an expert female swimmer) & I must say sending me to my death is not a gentlemanly thing to do. ;P

I wish I was diving in Key Largo right now.

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted, in a strange time-space distortion, you travel back to 1946 where they only had the lead suits with the hose.

I wish nikos would quit messing around with his tricorder.