Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaGnome]

You are certified as a d(r)iver

:rofl:

 

[nikos81]

Anyway, since ScubaGnome didn't corrupt my wish, I will repeat it.

I wish I didn't have to pay my rent...

 

[CT Sean]

Granted - now you live in a van down by the river.

I wish people would stop referring to things they greatly enjoy as "the bomb" (or "da bomb" if you prefer)

 

[nikos81]

Granted they say "the nuke".

I wish I had a Chevy

 

[Petert71]

Granted they say "the nuke".

I wish I had a Chevy

Granted. It's on blocks and been out in the weather for 10 years.

I wish I owned a 50 foot yacht to sail and dive from.

 

[nikos81]

Granted. You are stranded ooutside the Cape of Good Hope and you can do lots of diving in your own yacht which is now a wreck...

I wish I could visit Malta for scuba diving

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted and you're doing a lovely jelly dive!

I wish I could dive Peter's wreck!

 

[nikos81]

Granted, but you are stranded there with no air on your tank. :angel2:

I wish I could dive Thistlegorm.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, the dive site is a backyard mud puddle.

I wish the dive boat had an air compressor to give me a good fill.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but since the yacht-wreck is underwater, the compressor is on the wreck, and since water is not compressible, you only have the 500 pounds left in the tank when you tried to fill it.

I wish ScubaMike hadn't used a Spare Air to dive down to fill his AL80.