Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but the lake freezes over while you're under.

I wish I could sleep better.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it is in your bed!

Wish ScubaMike05 changed his sheets more often.

 

[Atomic_Diver]

Granted, but I wish Spare Air went out oe buiesness...

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but all the unemployed employees go on welfare, causing taxes to be raised 52% on people making under $250,000.

Wish Atomic_Diver had left well enough alone.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now neither he nor, apparently, anyone else plays corrupt-a-wish with Scuba Do.

Wish others would play this game again!

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but they would only be playing to make SD feel better.

Wish the snow would hurry up and melt!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but the melted snow overwhelms creeks, streams, and rivers and peopleare trapped by the floods.

Wish Scuba Lady had a boat at her house.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but then the boat is blocking the car that will trail the boat.

Wish wishes would come true!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now you get to go diving with Scuba Do every day!!!

Wish Scuba Lady was more careful with her wishes!

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but if SL were careful with her wishes, there would be no hope!

Wish life were simply simple.