Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it only works backwards in time . .

Hope SD wisely chooses a time period with indoor plumbing

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you can only travel one second at a time in the future....

I wish Scuba Do good luck...

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted but you can only travel one second at a time in the future....

I wish Scuba Do good luck...

I knew you were going to say that, one second before you actually did!

I wish I knew where BettyRubble hides her baubles.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but now you can never leave....

I wish SD doesn't mind door knockers....

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted cuz in his 'hell' there are door knockers knocking non-stop

Wish SD has ear plugs

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but, apparently, I'm still in "hell."

Wish I could be released early for good behavior.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but you now live with 12,000 midgets (oops, PC word is "little people) as their personal maid, chef, and cabana boy

Wish SD has ben gay for his stiff neck

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but he accidentally mixes it up with the mayo when making 12,000 sandwiches and gets fired as the chef.

Wish I knew what to do with the Spam for 12,000 I planned for dinner.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted . . . you decide to attempt an escape by building a spam raft and shockingly it works but you end up on an island of pygmies who think spam is the root of all evil and you are therefore to be burned at the stake

Hope SD likes things warm

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but fire is hot, not warm.

Wish someone would save me!!!:shocked2: