Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cave Diver]

Granted and it was yummy!

I wish Betty wasnt so delusional.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but in her lucidity she (having previously been elected queen) knights CD and ships him to timbuktu to research the miniature dung beetle

Wish CD wasn't so obsessed with poo

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Instead CD is obsessed with Betty.

I wish CD could tell the difference.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted as Betty offers CD a solid whack on the head which quickly adjusts his perspective!

Wish CD didnt' have a killer headache

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Instead he has a killer whale.

I wish Betty didnt look so much like a seal in her wetsuit.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted she looks like CD in a pink thong

Wish CD had better legs

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. CD has better legs than Betty.

I wish Betty would shave her legs.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but she uses your razor

Wish CD doesn't cut up his face trying to shave with a dull blade

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, CD uses a new razor every time.

I wish Betty had known the razor she shaved her legs with was used to [....]

 

[BettyRubble]

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Granted, Betty has no clue !!!!

Wish CD would invest in laser hair removal