Corrupt-a-Wish

[jupitermermaid]

^granted, he is correct in knowing about his short comings.

I wish ohm was a little longer. (Sorry, I've had a few drinks tonight....I get a little weird when I've been drinking).

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, ohm is long like a presidental speech

I wish JM wasn't so hard to please.....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, she is easy to please by those that please her.

I wish more people knew how to please me.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but they only please with good manners....

I wish JM knew that pleasure is a two way street...

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, she can please to the extent that no one feels worthy of her.

I wish I could find someone worthy of my affections.

 

[augk]

granted Santa will introduce you to some one worthy of your presence.

I wish I had more time in the day.

 

[jupitermermaid]

granted, you lose your job and get thrown out of school, so you have more time than you know what to do with.

I wish augk didn't look so sad.

 

[Tortugar]

Granted. Augk looks happy now, but you now are terminally depressed.
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I wish the reefs were all healthy again.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you are not allowed to dive there....

I wish the voices in my head would shut up....

 

[jupitermermaid]

granted. They get mad at you and give you silent treatment.

I wish ohm wasn't so lonely without the voices in his head.