Corrupt-a-Wish

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he has enough strength to swim to you and feels he is indebted to you for life, so he glues himself to your side.

I wish ohm and joe didn't look like Siamese twins.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted and joes harem will suffer twice the fun

I wish the harem girls are not to freaked out....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted.....they are enamored with joe and ignore ohm completely.

I wish ohm wasn't so lonely with all those naked women swarming around joe.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted ohm has his own ways to deal with this sitituation


As ohm and joe are cajoined twins now, I wish joe doesn't go blind......

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, ohm goes blind because of how he deals with the situation.

I wish ohm doesn't sit on the sidewalk selling pencils while joe is trying to score.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, ohm and joe are seperated, thus restoring ohm's sight.

I wish Ohm can convince JM to be her new tenent.......now that he is on the streets because of her wish......at reduced rate of course....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he can live with her for the price of all the drift diving she wants to do, and three exotic vacations a year. Plus, he will fix anything that needs done around the house, make meals, clean up afterwards, and enjoy every moment of it.

I wish ohm would move in soon.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but ohm already has a wife.....

I wish Jm isn't shattered by the news

 

[jupitermermaid]

granted, JM already knew that....she's not THAT blond!

I wish ohm realized I'm not looking to get hitched....just need someone to support my diving habit in exchange for a room of his own.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted ohm realizes that Jm isn't looking to get hitched and just need someone to support her..."habits". It is that ohm refuses to look at anything seriuosly and sees double meaning in everything.....

I wish ohm was correct more often.....