Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted, you now know you are a "girly-man" becuase you lack masochism

I wish Hockeynut would stop trying to convince the Village People to add a hockey player to the group...

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the Village People decide hockeynut is not man enough to be part of them and send him to Jessica Simpson.

I wish hockeynut would not go into dehydration drooling over JS idiotic conversations.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted hockeynut's wife removes part of his anatomy....

I wish hockey___ doesn't pick at the stitches..

 

[augk]

granted he has them removed by a witch doctor in Jamaica.

I hope hockey doesn't put any voodoo spells on ohm

 

[augk]

granted hockey has them removed by a witch doctor in Jamaica.

I hope hockey doesn't put any voodoo spells on Ohm.

 

[Hockeynut]

granted, but all of hockey's friends put voodoo spells on ohm.

I wish I wasn't so popular in here.All of a sudden.

 

[augk]

granted your not popular but people will still talk about you.

I wish the elections were over already.

 

[augk]

granted now we just wait and see.

I wish santa would bring me a vacation package to Fiji

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but because you've been a bad boy, it's not a dive package.....it's as a volunteer to clean up volcanic ash.

I wish augk wouldn't make such an ash of himself.

 

[augk]

granted instead I take road trip to FL with my plow truck and do some landscaping for a friend.

I hope JupiterMermaid has a spare room to crash in after my long drive.