Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted he uses skimpy outfits so he sews less....

I wish augk doesn't get involved with piglet porn....

 

[augk]

granted the production was shut down the pigs were worth more at the slaughter house for bacon and chops.

I hope Ohm can find work outside of the pig porn industrie he was a good actor and worked with the pigs well

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted OHM is catapulted to super stardom starring as the murder in Pork Slasher flicks

I wish augk wasn't so freaky.....

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, OHM becomes so boring the wall paper peels when he walks into a room

I wish OHM gets a decent decorator

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, Martha Stewart is willing to give him decorating tips, but he has to buy options that she suggests.

I wish ohm didn't become a slob with a negative net worth due to his investment advice.

 

[augk]

granted hey buys the shares she recomends as part of a joint FBI / SEC investigation as an inside Operative to get info to put her away once and for all.

I hope ohm doesnt get taken in to Marthas dark side for the food.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, augk is sucked into Marthas dark side for the food.

I wish augk didn't look like the Michelin guy, ready to explode.

 

[Hockeynut]

granted, now he looks like martha stewart.

I wish jupitermermaid and augk would get together.

 

[jupitermermaid]

granted, they get together to beat up hockeynut.

I wish hockeynut wasn't so much into masochism.

 

[Hockeynut]

granted, and he don't know what that means.

I wish I had a dictionary.