Corrupt-a-Wish

[heliflyer]

Granted, the world(Earth) gets an alien tudor to help in our spelling and we go on to win the intergalactic spelling be in part due to our team captain Sandy..

I wish we could win the next intergalactic olympics..

 

[ohmdiver]

granted Heli wins a gold metal for toad licking

I wish heli's world would stop melting

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, we win by default because the beings on the other planets have too much integrity to compete against dummies like us.

I wish we had someone who had integrity running for president.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Ooops.....ohm and I responded at the same time.

I wish that didn't happen.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but they can't afford to stay in

I wish I could go back to 1982...

 

[Abidon]

Granted, now there's no internet, cell phones, HD-TV, or advanced gaming systems for you to enjoy. Hope you have fun with your Atari 2600? I hear Pitfall is awesome.

I wish the summer lasted 12 months a year.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, you move to Florida, where the sun shines 12 months of the year, and the mosquito is the state bird.

I wish Abidon would quit scratching himself so much.

 

[wstein]

granted, he starts scratching heli...in un-manly ways

I wish heli didn't love it when abibon scratched him with the pink feather boa

 

[heliflyer]

I have nothing to say!!!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted heli enjoys being tickled with a whip instead

I wish heli and abidon all the happiness they deserve, after all Heli is single again...