Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but they don't bring anyone back from those exotic dives

I wish Jupiter wasn't in the big pot with a bunch of natives dancing around it singing and adding vegetables

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, she is sitting AROUND the big pot, while the natives are preparing a feast for the newly chosen goddess of their island (that be me!)

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Abidon]

Granted, your company moves all there operations to India.

I wish jupitermermaid qualifies for unemployment.

 

[wstein]

granted, but she gets paid in ruppies

I wish jup wasn't out trying to spend her ruppies

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, she is hording them to save up enough to purchase some premium mead.

I wish the mermaid wasn't a meadaholic..

 

[wstein]

granted, she is a mead-lush instead

I wish merimad didn't get the shakes so bad from her mead withdrawals

 

[ohmdiver]

granted Jm shakes in an effort to make a mead martini

I wish Jm wouldn't waste mead...

 

[augk]

granted she stores it all in her tub at home


i hope JM can get rid of all the fruit flies in her house

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, she get s a big bug zapper and enjoys the show

I wish evil JM would stop laughing....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, she starts crying instead.

I wish all these divers would stop trying to dive in my pool of tears.