Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted but you are in the stall next to him

I wish augk doesn't get hosed

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but it did get on your shoes.

I wish ohmdiver didn't ruin his shoes like that.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted I was wearing your shoes...

I wish scuba-jess isn't mad about the state of her blue suede shoes...

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but I am mad about you borrowing them.

I wish ohmdiver wasn't going to get beat up by a girl.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, ohm does not get beat up by a girl, instead he plants flowers in your shoes

I wish scuba jess would take time to stop and smell the flowers....

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but they bothered my allergies and I sneezed on you.

I wish ohmdiver had a tissue.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted I use your sleeves

I wish Jess would stop making those ewwweee! noises...

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but I did throw up on your now bare feet.

I wish ohmdiver hadn't grossed me out.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, ohm has transformed into your ideal of the perfect man

I wish ohm would stop doing dishes....

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but now you're mowing the lawn

I wish ohm didn't have so many chores to do.