Corrupt-a-Wish

[montanamd]

Granted, but gasoline now cost $19,999,999,999.

Wish I had a large ice coffee.

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted... that will be $14.95 please...

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

 

[goldenbear01]

granted, but now you've developed a water allergy.

i wish scubajess wasn't allergic to water

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but now you are... your's is a milder version... only salt water.

I wish I was diving instead of working in the dive shop today.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but you're diving in the rinse tank in the dive shop.

I wish Scuba-Jess didn't look so miserable at her dive site.

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but now I look miserable sitting on your couch... and I'm still in my wet clothes.

I wish jupiter had covered her couch in plastic before she made her wish.

 

[goldenbear01]

granted, but now you're stuck to the plastic covering in your wet clothes.

i wish scuba-jess had some dry clothes.

 

[Scuba-Jess]

Granted, but my dry clothes are designer and charged on your credit card.

I wish goldenbear didn't have such a big credit card bill.

 

[Dantheengineer]

Granted but it's an infatuation with an on line scuba diving forum. And the power's out.

I could use a beer.

 

[augk]

granted you can have as MGD as you can drink but the button and fly on your pants are stuck so you can only cut them off to go to the bathroom.


I hope dantheengineeer can make it to the rest room with out wetting himself.