Corrupt-a-Wish

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now you are cross dressing, constantly talking but saying nothing, sticking needless stuff in your purse, can not go to the bathroom by yourself, likes cats over dogs, hates pick-up trucks, stops watching sports, etc

I wish venturediver would be back to normal.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but for one week each month, he starts crying uncontrollably, has vicious mood swings, complains of cramps and bloting, and demand chocolate ice cream.

I wish the rest of my stuff would unpack it's self so I didn't have to worry about it.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But it really freaks you out and you need some major therapy!

I wish wsteins therapist wouldn’t break the bank.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, Wsteins magician/therapist transfers Wsteins freaked out nature to Sandshaker for free (notice the avatar)

I wish Sandshaker would calm down and return to her old abnormal self

 

[wstein]

granted, and i return to my old abnormal self

I wish me and sand could fire that lousy magician/therapist

 

[sandshaker]

granted, and i return to my old abnormal self

I wish me and sand could fire that lousy magician/therapist

Granted,...But now we work for the therapist for free, then we find out his name is Mack diver

I wish Mack Diver would pay wstein and myself...I am poor

 

[wstein]

Granted, but he pays us peanuts, pretty soon our houses are full of peanuts and we have a herd of hungry elephants hanging out our front yards looking for peanut, pooping all over the place

I wish mack diver would come clean up all the elephant poop from our front yards.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it was all hard and he ends up making some antique style furniture that now decorates your living room.

I wish wstein had some high powered febreeze to eliminiate the odor.

 

[wstein]

granted, but you love the furniture so much, you offer to buy it and the febreeze from me.

I wish scuba mike would hurry up and pick up his furniture, it is crowding my dog poop furniture.

 

[freediver]

granted, but you love the furniture so much, you offer to buy it and the febreeze from me.

I wish scuba mike would hurry up and pick up his furniture, it is crowding my dog poop furniture.

Granted but in his haste he picks up your favorite crappy canine end tables by mistake.

I wish "Fecal Furniture Movers" sounded better as a business name.