Hank49
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I've been holding this in for so long....I'm really ashamed of it and it's been bugging the hell out of me. One day I.....oh, never mind.
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That is soooooo wrong, in sooooooo many ways.
I dive solo
I use old outdated junk sometimes
I dive with no BC in a thick wetsuit
I don't have a 7 foot long hose
I sometimes make fun of people who swear by poodle jackets
I don't think a can light is a "critical piece of safety gear"
I like to tear apart old regs that I know nothing about and rebuild them and then dive them
I have been to 150 feet on air
I sometimes hang onto an anchor line as I'm coming up
I have abandoned buddies chasing a fish because I solo dive so much I forgot they were there
I peed in a drysuit once
I have forgotten my compass but continued with my dive because I was too lazy to go back and get it
I fail to remember to do a BWRAF when diving with a new PADI diver
I buy stuff online
I take my own tanks to the hydro shop and cut out the LDS
I do my own VIP's too
I go into the LDS to grab a free copy of CA diving news or PNW dive news and I don't buy anything
More like dysexcretiaThe poor fellow suffers from a type of dyslexia....
I pee in my mask and spit in my wetsuit.
That is soooooo wrong, in sooooooo many ways.
Thats genious...
That'll be twenty Hail MARES.
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