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I've been holding this in for so long....I'm really ashamed of it and it's been bugging the hell out of me. One day I.....oh, never mind.
 
I dive solo
I use old outdated junk sometimes
I dive with no BC in a thick wetsuit
I don't have a 7 foot long hose
I sometimes make fun of people who swear by poodle jackets
I don't think a can light is a "critical piece of safety gear"
I like to tear apart old regs that I know nothing about and rebuild them and then dive them
I have been to 150 feet on air
I sometimes hang onto an anchor line as I'm coming up
I have abandoned buddies chasing a fish because I solo dive so much I forgot they were there
I peed in a drysuit once
I have forgotten my compass but continued with my dive because I was too lazy to go back and get it
I fail to remember to do a BWRAF when diving with a new PADI diver
I buy stuff online
I take my own tanks to the hydro shop and cut out the LDS
I do my own VIP's too
I go into the LDS to grab a free copy of CA diving news or PNW dive news and I don't buy anything
 
I dive solo
I use old outdated junk sometimes
I dive with no BC in a thick wetsuit
I don't have a 7 foot long hose
I sometimes make fun of people who swear by poodle jackets
I don't think a can light is a "critical piece of safety gear"
I like to tear apart old regs that I know nothing about and rebuild them and then dive them
I have been to 150 feet on air
I sometimes hang onto an anchor line as I'm coming up
I have abandoned buddies chasing a fish because I solo dive so much I forgot they were there
I peed in a drysuit once
I have forgotten my compass but continued with my dive because I was too lazy to go back and get it
I fail to remember to do a BWRAF when diving with a new PADI diver
I buy stuff online
I take my own tanks to the hydro shop and cut out the LDS
I do my own VIP's too
I go into the LDS to grab a free copy of CA diving news or PNW dive news and I don't buy anything


You have not sinned, you are enlightened. However, that peeing in the drysuit........
 
-I can't remember what BWRAF means:shocked2:
-I dive with an AL80 and my BF has an AL130, so I tend to get REALLY low on air by the time we make our safety stop
-I love to pee in my wetsuit, what can I say:eyebrow:
 
The poor fellow suffers from a type of dyslexia....
More like dysexcretia
 
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I pee in my mask and spit in my wetsuit.


That is soooooo wrong, in sooooooo many ways.

At least his wetsuit doesn't fog up.

Since ZKY has my list covered, he can atone for my sins as well, and I'll go diving.



Bob
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I may be old, but I’m not dead yet.
 
1. I dove to 130ft on air with only an OW cert
2. I did Deco diving with only an OW cert
3. I penetrated wrecks with only an OW cert
4. I did a night dive with only an OW cert
5. I did all the above on singles
6. Ditching the snorkel
 
I buy scuba gear without telling my wife. I at least use the credit card so I'm trying to completely hide the charges.
 
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That'll be twenty Hail MARES.
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Thats genious :D

My sins include, but is not limited to;
1. Solo diving
2. Leaving the buddy-spanker (aka snorkel) in the bag - just incase I get buddied up with someone who need spankin'
3. Getting into an extremely loud discussion with a french dique diver who probably had 10x the experience I did. Because he was pushing me out of his ways several times and then had the nerve to tell me off on the boat when I got fed up and returned the favour. One of his gold nuggets was that I "was too close to my buddy"..
 
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