scubashawn123
Contributor
There was once an Irishman who walked into an American Bar. He sat down and asked the Bartender "Give me three shots o' your finest Irish Whiskey!" the Bartender does that.
After about a week the bartender asks, "Irishman, would it be better for you if I put all three shots of Irish Whiskey into one glass?"
The Irishman says, "well no. See I have two other brothers back at home, Bill and Shawn, and every time I come into a Pub I order a shot for each o' them so I can remember the fun times, the great times, really all the good times."
Well, after another week of this routine, the Irishman comes into the bar and only asks for two shots of Irish Whiskey. The bartender immediately says "Irishman, is everything ok? Did something happen to one of your brothers?" "Oh no", the Irishman said, "I just decided to quit drinkin!"
You can find more irish jokes on http://irishjokes.com/jlist.php?id=2

After about a week the bartender asks, "Irishman, would it be better for you if I put all three shots of Irish Whiskey into one glass?"
The Irishman says, "well no. See I have two other brothers back at home, Bill and Shawn, and every time I come into a Pub I order a shot for each o' them so I can remember the fun times, the great times, really all the good times."
Well, after another week of this routine, the Irishman comes into the bar and only asks for two shots of Irish Whiskey. The bartender immediately says "Irishman, is everything ok? Did something happen to one of your brothers?" "Oh no", the Irishman said, "I just decided to quit drinkin!"
You can find more irish jokes on http://irishjokes.com/jlist.php?id=2
