Coke Alert! Women in Mexico

[pipedope]

THREE WOMEN IN MEXICO

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
college graduation, get
drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they
are to be executed in the
morning, though none of them can remember what they
did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
electric chair, and is asked if
she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated
from Brigham Young
University, and believe in the almighty power of G! od
to intervene on the
behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and
nothing happens. They all
immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her
forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives
her last words, "I just
graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
prostrate themselves;
beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I'm from Georgia Tech
and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell
you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody
until you plug this thing in."

 

[CBulla]

:lol:

 

[justleesa]

BAAAHHH!!! love it!

 

[Winton]

Was that a dig at Georgia Tech or Blondes? hmmmm.....

 

[Phaethon]

This is rather insulting to Mexicans who, despite having the death penalty in their statutes, have not judicially murdered anyone since 1937.

I would suggest the joke would be more credible if it were set in somewhere like Texas or Florida.

K.

 

[divebomb]

Was that a dig at Georgia Tech or Blondes? hmmmm.....

Yes

 

[simbrooks]

When i heard it first, it was a dig at engineers, go figure, everyone but redheads and brunettes gets some kind of "offense" from it. Yes this joke did make its way across to the UK in times gone by.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

This is rather insulting to Mexicans who, despite having the death penalty in their statutes, have not judicially murdered anyone since 1937.

I would suggest the joke would be more credible if it were set in somewhere like Texas or Florida.

K.

Agreed ... someone obviously got their Third World countries confused ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[H2Andy]

oh dear god... here we go



everybody knows that only SOUTH florida is a third world country. the rest of us
is civilized. as for texas, you're right. them's all backwards

what? what? what did i say?

 

[Mako Mark]

Ahhh linda Texas, El (nuevo) nuevo Mexico, Patria o Muerte, Viva la revolucion.