Close call in the dressing room

[Ber Rabbit]

Are women the only ones who have enough sense to shop in groups You wonder why we tend to go to the bathroom in pairs if not larger groups--GEEEZ! Never know when there will be some sort of emergency that requires a buddy
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

If I would have taken a buddy along, they would have laughed themselves sick. LOL

 

[H2Andy]

i hear PADI has a new specialty class, "Dressing Room Safety for the AWARE
Diver"

you have to visit six dive shops, buy something, and try it on under the
supervision of an instructor

Are women the only ones who have enough sense to shop in groups

well... you know why women do this? it's so they can TALK the whole way
through the shopping experience

there are unisex dressing rooms at a local dive shop, and trying anything
on when women are around is a nightmare!


ACT I, Scene One:

andy struggles with too-tight shorts, while from the next stall, he
hears:

and then i'm like, "whatever!"

oh my god!

yeah... so i'm like "whatever!!! and she's like "whatEVER"

oh MY GOD!

yeah, so it's like WHATEVER! you know what i mean?

whatever!

whatever!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

And do a proper safety stop. :lol:

 

[ScubaMike05]

i hear PADI has a new specialty class, "Dressing Room Safety for the AWARE
Diver"

you have to visit six dive shops, buy something, and try it on under the
supervision of an instructor

I wonder if you have to practice skills like "Buddy Wetsuit Pullups". But maybe there could be a specialty titled the "Frank Upsidedown Wetsuit"

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wonder if you have to practice skills like "Buddy Wetsuit Pullups". But maybe there could be a specialty titled the "Frank Upsidedown Wetsuit"

Ah, yes... The "Inverted Wetsuit Specialty" LMAO

 

[ScubaMike05]

:lol:

Yes, I move for a vote that we make Frank the Fish_Whisperer the Course Director for the "Inverted Wetsuit Specialty"

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

:lol:

Yes, I move for a vote that we make Frank the Fish_Whisperer the Course Director for the "Inverted Wetsuit Specialty"

Chapter 4 in the syllabus: "Proper Utilization Of Rear Dump Opening"

 

[Divin'Papaw]

I was glad the LDS showed me how to get out of my BARE hooded chicken vest, makes a big difference.

Pete

So how are you supposed to get one off? Is there a "secret" easy way?

 

[my1ocean]

Holy Crap!!

This thread is tooooo funny!!!

Since everyone is being so honest about their embarassing moments...

I was going out for a classes OW 1&2 checkout dives. I had just gone over some info on skins and why I personally don't like them or the rash guard shirts. "Too much for me to put on", I said. But, it was a personal choice, blah, blah, blah...

So, I 'm on the back of the boat pulling my new 5 mil on. Legs, no problem (got them in the right holes!). Right arm was a struggle, but I'm in. Left arm... I'm sweaty and tired now. As I'm finishing the tug, POW!!! I gave myself a good, clean uppercut that Mohamed Ali would've been proud of. Yup, I saw stars and got a bloody lip to boot.

Should've been a boxer.